Thirteen months ago, I began an affair with the Frenchman down the street. Unfortunately, not only does his wife not know about it, he does not know…… Read more “Zee Frenchman”
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Froth
Froth! O thee who dances beneath the twinkle lights — You call unto me with your seductive whisper; Your full body writhing; Begging me to claim your…… Read more “Froth”
Inefficient
Am I inefficient, or merely just sufficient? I know I’m consistently inconsistent, Which allows me to live instant to instant (like coffee granules!) But that’s oftentimes unsatisfying…… Read more “Inefficient”
Ponytail Mama 