Because caffeine, people! We are out of caffeine and the store shelves are empty. It seems our zombies don’t need sleep, but dammit, we are human! We need at least six uninterrupted hours of restful sleep to perform optimally, and frankly, we are not getting it. Sans caffeine, we live in heightened fear with the knowledge that any day now, zombie fingertips will grip our shoulders as our own exhausted bodies lumber fitfully, tics and all, toward an abandoned Starbucks. Must. Have. Caffeine.
Because gluten is not our friend. When all that’s left to eat is bread, we will be weighted down with inflammation, discomfort, and a foggy brain. We probably won’t even remember why we have to run! Sorry kids, Mommy suggests you save yourselves.
Things just keep getting crazier & crazier. It got me thinking about all the reasons why someone might not survive the potentially imminent zombie attack. Check back regularly for reasons why we might not be Legend. Or, possibly more preferably, Shaun.